i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
cute people make me so angry
wandering around being all adorable
making everyone smile
can’t stand ‘em
and the worst part is, they’re everywhere!
I can’t scroll down my dash without fear of seeing them
there’s one now!
reading this very post
I’m such a cutie
Give me money
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing